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msk420 · May 17th, 2006, 9:03 PM

Learn to code first... Your syntax is way off... Maybe you should look up some tutorials on the net or go to the library and get a book or better yet buy a book...

Varrickmana · May 17th, 2006, 9:42 PM

I recently purchaced an awesome book "C++ For Dummies" for $25 @ Barnes and Noble... It teaches you the basics, and it's funny.

ReggaetonKing · May 17th, 2006, 11:05 PM

Holla at me if you need some good references on C++. I am the man when it comes to getting references and tutorials.

jayme · May 17th, 2006, 11:40 PM

Why not post them in the tutorial/reference section of the forum or get one of the mods to add it, just so we don't all have to pm you in order to get these secret sites you contain.

ReggaetonKing · May 17th, 2006, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayme

Why not post them in the tutorial/reference section of the forum or get one of the mods to add it, just so we don't all have to pm you in order to get these secret sites you contain.

It's not a secret site(s). I have access to off-line content which is a large in size but also against the forum rules to discuss.

msk420 · May 17th, 2006, 11:53 PM

reggaeton_king has excellent recources on C++ I deffinatly recomend him for tutorials...

bl00dninja · May 18th, 2006, 3:07 AM

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classBall;  //crap
classBat;  //crap

classBat=hit classBall;  //crap
classBall=Vspeed(10) Hspeed(20);  //crap

include (ostream);  //crap
include (iostream);  //crap

add (classBall);  //crap
add (classBat);  //crap

}  //crap

// this is for the balls vertical speed
// i hope this works

include (classBall);  //crap
include (classBat);  //crap

if (Vspeed(-5) noAir;  // crap
if (Vspeed(+5) yesAir;//crap

}

the only thing syntactically correct in this entire pile of shit is your comments.

is this supposed to be a joke?

i can understand not coying someone else's work right, but this is fucking ridiculous. this is completely made-up. this is not even close to C++.

actually THIS is closer:

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#include <cYouSuck>

int main ()
{
    if(you == retard)
        {
            suck my ****;
        }

    else
        {
            break;  //because obviously you are a retard, maybe i should use try 
                      //and catch here
        }

jebhfvhjev<<"reeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!<<endl;

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return 0;

WTF!?!

this HAS to be a joke. this shit has no fucking meaning at all, i can't even tell what the hell you're trying to do.

if you are serious though...i would suggest checking out some online tutorials or getting a book and trying out their examples. and at this point forget about classes. and you said you searched...uh, try harder. what the fuck did you search for? free c++ compiler gets almost thirteen MILLION hits. while i'm in school i'm a manger at a mcdonalds in buttfuck egypt and i wouldn't hire you to clean toilets.

this IS a joke right? i know lostcauz has fooled us before...maybe daWei this time?

msk420 · May 18th, 2006, 3:10 AM

ROFL wow this guy has a briliant idea for you...

Ooble · May 19th, 2006, 5:37 AM

People, the newbie only needs bashing once. I'm sure he gets the point.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varrickmana

I recently purchaced an awesome book "C++ For Dummies" for $25 @ Barnes and Noble... It teaches you the basics, and it's funny.

That's the worst book I've ever laid eyes on. I read the first twenty pages or so and then had to go throw up. 'Fraid you got ripped off, mate.

msk420 · May 19th, 2006, 5:41 AM

For Dummies books usually are shitty...

May 17th, 2006, 9:03 PM	#11
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May 17th, 2006, 9:42 PM	#12
Varrickmana Newbie Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 21 Rep Power: 0	C++ For Dummies I recently purchaced an awesome book "C++ For Dummies" for $25 @ Barnes and Noble... It teaches you the basics, and it's funny.

May 17th, 2006, 11:05 PM	#13
ReggaetonKing Sexy Programmer Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 891 Rep Power: 4	Holla at me if you need some good references on C++. I am the man when it comes to getting references and tutorials. __________________ I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code!

May 17th, 2006, 11:53 PM	#16
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May 18th, 2006, 3:07 AM	#17
bl00dninja Programming Guru Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: namespace std Posts: 1,246 Rep Power: 6	(Toggle Plain Text) classBall; //crap classBat; //crap classBat=hit classBall; //crap classBall=Vspeed(10) Hspeed(20); //crap include (ostream); //crap include (iostream); //crap add (classBall); //crap add (classBat); //crap } //crap // this is for the balls vertical speed // i hope this works include (classBall); //crap include (classBat); //crap if (Vspeed(-5) noAir; // crap if (Vspeed(+5) yesAir;//crap } classBall; //crap classBat; //crap classBat=hit classBall; //crap classBall=Vspeed(10) Hspeed(20); //crap include (ostream); //crap include (iostream); //crap add (classBall); //crap add (classBat); //crap } //crap // this is for the balls vertical speed // i hope this works include (classBall); //crap include (classBat); //crap if (Vspeed(-5) noAir; // crap if (Vspeed(+5) yesAir;//crap } the only thing syntactically correct in this entire pile of shit is your comments. is this supposed to be a joke? i can understand not coying someone else's work right, but this is fucking ridiculous. this is completely made-up. this is not even close to C++. actually THIS is closer: (Toggle Plain Text) #include <cYouSuck> int main () { if(you == retard) { suck my **; } else { break; //because obviously you are a retard, maybe i should use try //and catch here } jebhfvhjev<<"reeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!<<endl; ghd4 4dt5oig45tok 46fypo m 6cvh ope5g4]\4 4 46 vw4h6 vw46hyv wv4h6 wv4hy 6 wv4h6 e46vjh57ehj j7 ,i uk865 j76 r6bjk 76r jn6j7 b76 mpo/. 8; 9 j57 bu; return 0; #include <cYouSuck> int main () { if(you == retard) { suck my **; } else { break; //because obviously you are a retard, maybe i should use try //and catch here } jebhfvhjev<<"reeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!<<endl; ghd4 4dt5oig45tok 46fypo m 6cvh ope5g4]\4 4 46 vw4h6 vw46hyv wv4h6 wv4hy 6 wv4h6 e46vjh57ehj j7 ,i uk865 j76 r6bjk 76r jn6j7 b76 mpo/. 8; 9 j57 bu; return 0; WTF!?! this HAS to be a joke. this shit has no fucking meaning at all, i can't even tell what the hell you're trying to do. if you are serious though...i would suggest checking out some online tutorials or getting a book and trying out their examples. and at this point forget about classes. and you said you searched...uh, try harder. what the fuck did you search for? free c++ compiler gets almost thirteen MILLION hits. while i'm in school i'm a manger at a mcdonalds in buttfuck egypt and i wouldn't hire you to clean toilets. this IS a joke right? i know lostcauz has fooled us before...maybe daWei this time? __________________ i put on my robe and wizard hat... Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

May 18th, 2006, 3:10 AM	#18
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May 19th, 2006, 5:41 AM	#20
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