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Benoit · Oct 28th, 2004, 9:28 PM

oh :oops: uh...Welcome to the forums

bl00dninja · Oct 29th, 2004, 12:25 AM

the "robe and wizard hat" statement is a reference to a series of legendary AIM conversations by another individual known as the bloodninja. you can easily find them on google. i laugh my ass off every time i read them.

:ph34r:

Berto · Oct 29th, 2004, 4:21 AM

hmmm reading other peoples AIM logs a bit different

But hello and welcome.

Ooble · Oct 29th, 2004, 8:05 AM

Ooooh... I think I know what ya mean... those are damn funny. Gotta love 'em.

Overmind · Oct 29th, 2004, 1:40 PM

You mean these?

Quote:

bloodninja- Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14- Aight.
bloodninja- Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14- I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja- Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14- Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja- Me too baby.
BritneySpears14- I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja- I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14- Hey...
bloodninja- I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14- Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja- I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14- You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja- Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja- I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14- Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja- Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja- King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja- You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja- Baby?

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bloodninja- Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3- thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja- A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3- haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3- i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja- I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3- haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3- i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja- Rhinoceroses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3- No, ur not really a Rhinoceros silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja- Rhinoceroses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3- stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja- It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.
bloodninja- I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3- thats it.
bloodninja- Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja- Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14- Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA- Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14- I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA- huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14- Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14- I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA- Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14- What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA- Oh ****
BritneySpears14- I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA- Oh ****
eminemBNJA- damn I gotta write down your names or something

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Bloodninja- I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca- mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja- I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca- Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja- I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca- Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja- Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja- I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca- you like that?
Bloodninja- I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca- Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja- get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca- Peanuts?
Bloodninja- Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca- What are you talking about?
Bloodninja- I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca- This is stupid.
Bloodninja- Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja- Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja- Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca- /ignore
Bloodninja- Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja- We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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Bloodninja- Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate- OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate- Who are you?
Bloodninja- I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja- And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate- You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja- Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate- Haha! OK
DirtyKate- Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja- Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate- I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja- Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate- Umm...Yes
DirtyKate- So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja- Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate- I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja- You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja- I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate- So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja- How did you know?
Bloodninja- I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja- Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven.
DirtyKate- Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja- So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate- Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja- I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate- What the f**k?
DirtyKate- You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate- F**k

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Bloodninja- Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa- Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja- What like gardening an sh*t?
MommyMelissa- Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja- Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja- You bend over to harvest your radishes.
**pause**
MommyMelissa- is that it?
Bloodninja- You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja- Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa- I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
**pause**
Bloodninja- I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja- I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa- Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja- my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja- Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa- ...
Bloodninja- My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa- What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja- Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see.
MommyMelissa- whatever.

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Pizentios · Oct 29th, 2004, 2:32 PM

Those are dam funny.

bl00dninja · Oct 30th, 2004, 12:24 AM

precisely

:ph34r:

tempest · Oct 30th, 2004, 1:40 AM

I was trying to figure out how i remembered that name, then i realised it was from those AIM transcripts. Welcome to the forums

[Classic].. lets get serious .. it doesnt get much more serious then a rhinosoraus who is about to charge..

bl00dninja · Nov 23rd, 2004, 7:17 AM

hell yeah

Oct 28th, 2004, 9:28 PM	#11
Benoit Expert Programmer Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 579 Rep Power: 5	oh :oops: uh...Welcome to the forums __________________ Johnny was a chemist's son but Johnny is no more, for what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

Oct 29th, 2004, 12:25 AM	#12
bl00dninja Programming Guru Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: namespace std Posts: 1,246 Rep Power: 6	the "robe and wizard hat" statement is a reference to a series of legendary AIM conversations by another individual known as the bloodninja. you can easily find them on google. i laugh my ass off every time i read them. :ph34r: __________________ i put on my robe and wizard hat... Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

Oct 29th, 2004, 4:21 AM	#13
Berto Programming Guru Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,022 Rep Power: 6	hmmm reading other peoples AIM logs a bit different But hello and welcome. __________________ "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." - Albert Einstein

Oct 29th, 2004, 8:05 AM	#14
Ooble I eat cake for breakfast. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my box. Posts: 4,434 Rep Power: 9	Ooooh... I think I know what ya mean... those are damn funny. Gotta love 'em. __________________ Me :: You :: Them

Oct 29th, 2004, 2:32 PM	#16
Pizentios Programming Guru Join Date: May 2004 Location: Brandon, Manitoba, Canada Posts: 2,023 Rep Power: 7	Those are dam funny. __________________ Profanity is the one language that all programmers understand. Check out my Blog <---updated Nov 30 2007!

Oct 30th, 2004, 12:24 AM	#17
bl00dninja Programming Guru Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: namespace std Posts: 1,246 Rep Power: 6	precisely :ph34r: __________________ i put on my robe and wizard hat... Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

Oct 30th, 2004, 1:40 AM	#18
tempest Programming Guru Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,041 Rep Power: 6	I was trying to figure out how i remembered that name, then i realised it was from those AIM transcripts. Welcome to the forums [Classic].. lets get serious .. it doesnt get much more serious then a rhinosoraus who is about to charge.. __________________

Nov 23rd, 2004, 7:17 AM	#19
bl00dninja Programming Guru Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: namespace std Posts: 1,246 Rep Power: 6	hell yeah __________________ i put on my robe and wizard hat... Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

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