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Oct 20th, 2004, 12:12 AM
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Due to the recent influx of competition... I propose the following.
Flat fee of 999.99, with a 2 hour maintenance agreement, with a 2 hour and 1 minute warranty, and an onsite installation... this is our super-duper homework bundle... get yours while supplies last
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Oct 20th, 2004, 2:01 AM
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I on the other hand propose the following:
Full exclusive rights to the code upon completion and a 5 day support contract for $950.00 USD OR a sandwhich... must have swiss cheese, and be made of freshly baked bread. Montreal style black forest ham and spicey mustard may even grant you a support bonus.
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Oct 20th, 2004, 4:45 PM
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ahh man ... I was gonna gonna say I would do it for a egg salad sandwish ... zoidberg ( futurama ) style ...
sadly, it seems that kurifu beat me to it (argh .. I can't seem to get a post right the first time today)
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Oct 20th, 2004, 9:15 PM
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damn... bet he packed bags and will never come back
 ( you guys are cruel! (evil grin >:})
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Oct 20th, 2004, 9:19 PM
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I'll do it for a steak, and 500 USD. But, I'll add comments to help explain it to you.
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Oct 21st, 2004, 2:31 AM
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i';ll do it for 650 squid which will include comments that make sense and lots of ones that dont to make it seem like you are smarter then you are.
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Oct 21st, 2004, 9:54 AM
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I'll bad mouth you and call you names if you don't do it yourself. muhaha j/k its a learning process.
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Oct 21st, 2004, 10:00 AM
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I'd do it for a 60oz bottle of Canadian Club. and a pack of cigs.
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Oct 21st, 2004, 2:26 PM
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I'll do it for £250 and a box of Oreos. Damn UK... can't get 'em here...
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Oct 21st, 2004, 3:44 PM
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you cant get oreo cookies in the UK. damn that sucks.
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