tempest

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A friend of mine and his larger girlfriend were really drunk last night, so i decided to play with their heads. iignotus and people on IRC liked the story, so i figured i'd post it...

<aftempest01> my friend and his girlfriend were drunk as shit last night
<aftempest01> and i send him a text message saying, "yo girlfriends so fat that letting her get on top for sex is considered "assisted suicide"" from aim
<aftempest01> he deletes it, calls me back and says that she might have seen that so please don't send anymore
<aftempest01> he doesn't want to be with the girl, so that's why i'm fucking with him
<iignotus> lol
<aftempest01> so later she calls me some more, and i keep telling her "tell chris to remember the text message"
<aftempest01> and she, stupid and ignorant as a blonde, keeps telling him that
<iignotus> hahaha
<aftempest01> this girl is 300pds + too... so there is alot of truth
<aftempest01> she's a big woman
<iignotus> ouchhh
<aftempest01> so later, she calls me again and i tell her the same thing
<aftempest01> this time chris is really mad, and i'm just laughing my ass off
<aftempest01> so finally i decide to tell her what it said
<aftempest01> i figure she's so drunk she won't remember much of it tomorrow
<aftempest01> and she's in a fucking rage, apparently she's just had sex with him... and guess what, she was on top
<aftempest01> they were both screaming profanities at me and i kept making more and more fat jokes
<aftempest01> i think they both hate my guts now
<iignotus> lolololololollolol you bastard
<iignotus> you sure know how to keep friends eh
<aftempest01> eh, he usually laughs at the jokes, even makes some himself
<aftempest01> he just doesn't know how to tell her he doesn't want to be with her
<aftempest01> so i think he'll get over it
<aftempest01> she's scarred for life though
<iignotus> ya that makes up for it....
<aftempest01> i'm just waiting for her squad of "i'm fat, you're fat, but it's ok because we're all fat" friends to call and try and make me feel bad
<aftempest01> i have nothing against any type of person at all
<aftempest01> just her because he doesn't want to be with her
<iignotus> well why can't his pussy ass say anything for itself?
<aftempest01> he feels bad, she's head over heels in love with him
<aftempest01> she was telling me on the phone "god you just don't know how much i love that kid..."
<aftempest01> randomly
<iignotus> lol do all people that age talk the same way?
<iignotus> christ
<aftempest01> yes
<aftempest01> nobody is original
<aftempest01> i think he should give her a weight watchers DVD and let the problem take care of itself
<iignotus> lol....

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ivan

Haha you are so silly

coldDeath

lol

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zorin

lol, made me laugh

Polyphemus_

rofl

Rory

Lol. She sounds incredibly clingy - why'd he go out with her in the first place?

bivhitscar

Lollercopter!

Fat people should be ridiculed more often. The obesity rates all over the world are increasing at an alarming rate - surely this is reason enough.

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tempest

A quote from chris himself (really hope he doesnt find PFO :p), "A piece of ass you pass up is a piece of ass you'll never get."

Lol bivhitscar, i guarantee you she'll be trying to lose weight soon... I feel kinda bad about ridiculing her on the one thing that she probably can't control, but oh well, maybe if more people in the US were like me the US wouldn't be the fattest country on earth.

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BadBit

Hmm, at least he has a girlfriend.

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OpenLoop

LOL...