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here's one i heard the other day. I don't know if it's old but here it is:

Children in the back seat cause accidents
Accidents in the back seat cause kids

uman

There's a Bolivian guy, a Bavarian guy, and a British guy. The Bolivian says to the Bavarian: "heegen hooogen hoogen heegen". The Bavarian says to the Bolivian: "dargen schmoogen schmoogen noogen". Uman says to OpenLoop: Just kidding, there's no punchline.

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DaWei

Re an ancient Exxon ad: who wants to put a tiger in the tank when you can more easily get a little ummmm, domestic cat, in the back seat?

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MMH

i am thick or didnt anyone else get the last 2 jokes?

Ooble

I got the second one, but not DaWei's... might be an American thing...

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Infinite Recursion

Exxon is a gasoline company. The tiger is their "character" of choice. Why put a tiger (Exxon's gas) in the tank of the car

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"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root."

MMH

oooooooh. lol. now i get it.

Riddle

There's a blonde guy, a Mexican guy, and an Irish guy sitting on a scaffold washing windows. It's lunch time.

So the Mexican guy opens his lunchbox. "Ugh, tacos again! If I find a taco in my lunchbox tomorrow, I will jump off this scaffold."
Then the Irish guy opens his and says the same, but with beef and corn instead of tacos.

So then the blonde guy opens it, and says "If tomorrow I find another baloney sandwich, I'm jumping as well!"

The next day, they each find the same as the day before. So they jump off.

At the funeral, the wives are sitting talking amongst themselves. The Mexican wife says "had I known he didn't like tacos, I would have given him something else!" the Irish wife says the same, but with corn and beef in the tacos' stead. Then they face the blonde's wife. "Hey don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."

OpenLoop

what do you call a blond died her hair brunette?

Ooble

Gotcha. There's a similar company called "Esso" over here. Could be the same one.

OpenLoop... no idea.

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