Cipher

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-You sleep with Backup floppies of your entire OS
-You stratgically hide your restore disc so no one but you can find it.
-You put your slip of paper with your login password in a safe.

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tempest

- You memorized a 64-character login password, and change it weekly.
- You think girlfriend is the name of your primary computer, friends are secondary computers.
- When someone says, "let's go somewhere" ... you ask for the URL.
- You have an account on AIM, ICQ, Yahoo!, MSN, and Jabber.
- Your car has way too many penguin bumper stickers.
- And finally, you think sex is installing a new Linux distro.

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Cipher

Rolling on the fucking floor laughing...my god that was hillarious!

OMFG! ROFL


-You kill anyone who says your new computer is "obsoelte"
-You play the game "JFK Reloaded"
-You know every programming language
-You have hacked into Micorsoft and camped there wondering why those lame MS workers couldn't find you.
-You can hack Bill Gates' computer...without any help.
-You know Bill Gates..personally
-You spell "geek" "G33k"
-You use the word "pwnage" in regular conversation.
-You think the word "pwnage" refers to St.Patrick owning someone---Hence st.patrick ownage= pwnage
-You know how to use 3|i43 spelling
-You've got a flat screen monitor....40 inches wide
-You have two monitors that hook up together to dispaly one desktop
-You refer to your online gaming clan as "Diet Ownage"(a friend of mine did this.)
-You have a VooDoo PC
-You have an Alienware PC
-You've cracked a 128-bit encryption code...with HTML(don't think that's possible)

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spyro

-if your forum name is spyro
-if you have an alienware backpack and mug

Ooble

- You can't sleep without a motherboard under your pillow.

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tempest

- You wake up in the middle of the night to ask your mom where you live, when she responds with your home address, confused, you say no and promptly state "127.0.0.1". She gets pissed off and beats you with a shoe.

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rijiru-chan

now, that's a true geek....

-your younger sister asks you to help her color her coloring book, instead you scanned all the pages and colored it under photoshop then printed it. "piece of cake..."

Ooble

Lemme guess.. you did that. My girlfriend does that, but its her own art. And it looks amazingly good.

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Jango

You might be turning into a geek if...

- You wake up after a horrible nightmare where code was chasing you...
- You look at a poster and wonder what the Hex code for the letter colour is...
- You wake up in front of your computer and realise you have "QWERTY" written backwards on your face...
- You know the three laws of robotics (cf: Isaac Asimov) and have already came up with some robot problems you think Asimov should have came up with...
- People immediately call you when their computer crashes...
- You go to your grandmothers house to install her broadband connection (and you convinced her to get a computer in the first place)...

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Music is a science...

Ooble

Don't ya hate that? I was in the bank yesterday, talking to someone about opening a debit account, and a mate called me because Delphi wasn't working...

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Me :: You :: Them