Infinite Recursion

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There was only one attractive girl that was majoring in an IT related field during the entire time I spent at college that could make me look twice. Out of all of my classes, she happened to be in a upper level AI course. Very intelligent and I'm willing to bet she was 3/3. Last I heard from her she was working for a wireless phone company doing some sort of speech recognition. [/offtopic]

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DaWei

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I knew her. The reason she went into speech recognition is that every time I looked at her, I got a speech defect. "D-d-d-d-duh, h-h-h-h-hi, th-th-there."
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Infinite Recursion

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I was married to my first wife back then. I would have traded in a heartbeat. Although, I'm quite sure... someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit too.
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MisterPoppy

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I like toast and hamburgers!
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Seif

You haven't met my missus then. Shes geekier me!, and annoyingly hot enough to have all the guys on her uni course after her.

but back on topic. wanna trade PC's with mine? mines a complete pain in the arse from the moment it starts up to the moment it decides it doesnt want to play anymore and shuts down

DaWei

...this defines ex #1 perfectly.

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lectricpharaoh

Reminds me of a joke (I might have posted it here before- I can't remember- but oh well). Guy comes home from work, sits down in his chair, puts his feet up on the coffee table, and says to his wife, "Hey, get me a beer. It's going to start soon." The wife doesn't know what to make of this, but gets him his beer.

After he finishes the beer, he says "Quick, get me another beer! It's about to start!" His wife again doesn't know what he's talking about, but shrugs, and gets him another beer. After finishing it, he asks for another, telling her that (you guessed it) "it's about to start".

She's had enough, and starts yelling, "I cook and clean all day long, and you come home, put your feet up on that table I just cleaned, and expect me to wait on you hand and foot! Well to hell with you!"

"Oh god," says the guy. "It's started."

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hoffmandirt

One time I was so fed up with my computer that I picked my 21 inch CRT monitor up and threw it off the desk. It was still attached to my computer and the wall. Needless to say that the computer did not turn on after that and I had no problem completing my assignments. It was also my excuse to buy two 21 inch monitors instead of one. "Well I was planning on buying another someday, but since mine is broke I might as well buy two at the same time."