lechilka26

Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
2. Your orgasms are real. Always
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
10. Same work .. more pay
11. Wrinkles-add character
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteenthem
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

so fuunnyy

Lord Barlak

Hahaaha

thondal

lol... I have one at home, but that is 100 reasons

-thondal-

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DaWei

This is not a joke thread. Are you too stupid to evaluate forum titles? Reported.

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Pizentios

Thread Moved, Please respect the forum layout and post in the correct forum.

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peace_of_mind

Not too bad. Which forum was this originally in???

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Mjordan2nd

Where's 21-25?

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peace_of_mind

My guess is the list was edited to increase the hilarity...

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Jessehk

If you notice, many of the periods in that list are links to spam sites.

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Infinite Recursion

Yep. Should remove the thread... albeit funny, still spam. All of the text is underlined to mask the fact there are links embedded. I also, "say I" for a ban of the OP.

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