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wedgiedays Jan 31st, 2006 6:45 PM

programmer needed for online program many opertunities await
 
Ok this may sound a little strange but i need help with someone helping me make a online program about wedgies. Basically i will need it in javascript and able to just be posted on a website and it to work. I would like to create an online program where its like a 3d thing of just a big room. Basically like a interactive chat room persay. People should be able to choose like hair color and shirt and pants color. I also think people should be able to type a message and ther will be a little box on the bottom right that is a chat room and also a word bubble will appear above the person that says it. This is where the wedgies come in. I want people to be able to walk around in just underwear if they choose to. If they do, they will recieve points for the amoun of time that they walk around without getting a wedgie. Other people though can go near them and try to give them different kinds of wedgies like atomic, regular, frontal, etc. If they wedgie you hard enough and long enoguh the underwear rips off and you need to get another pair. So if anyone wedgies a person they get points. With accumulating enough points you can go to the store and buy better underwear that is stronger and is hotter and lasts longer. Also they will get there choice of types. Also i will need a man and a woman character.
So heres the thing, at the moment i dont have any money for paying for the program to be made. But i have been created ways to make money threw the wedgie community already and i am hoping if the person who makes this program does well i will be able to pay them for a few much larger projects i have instore. Also i wil pay them to update this site. I regret not being able to pay you now though. So please respond and/or email me at wedgiedays@yahoo.com if you would like to help me. THANKS SO MUCH

Ooble Feb 1st, 2006 12:32 PM

That sounds like it would be fun... for ten minutes. The thing is, no one works for free. Commission if the product takes off is not the same as guaranteed pay.

Arevos Feb 1st, 2006 2:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ooble
That sounds like it would be fun... for ten minutes.

You're being very generous, Ooble ;)

lectricpharaoh Feb 1st, 2006 3:07 PM

Hehe. I think the funniest part of this guy's post was the reference to "the wedgie community". Is he for real?

wedgiedays Feb 1st, 2006 4:38 PM

check out a real wedgie site
 
a real wedgie site. wedgiegirls.com


and i have reconsidered this. I am willing to pay 100 dollars

wedgiedays Feb 1st, 2006 4:41 PM

check out a real wedgie site
 
a real wedgie site. wedgiegirls.com


and i have reconsidered this. I am willing to pay 100 dollars for the program email me if you are interested

Mocker Feb 1st, 2006 4:57 PM

a 3d interactive chatroom .. in javascript? .. hell of a project. I'll be impressed if anyone actually does this and pulls it off

MBirchmeier Feb 1st, 2006 5:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mocker
a 3d interactive chatroom .. in javascript? .. hell of a project. I'll be impressed if anyone actually does this and pulls it off

It's ok... you'll get a $100 prize if you actually manage to do it. Such a reward :banana:

-MBirchmeier

Ooble Feb 1st, 2006 5:19 PM

I didn't see the JavaScript bit. OK, dude, this isn't funny any more.

Wait... yes it is. :)

titaniumdecoy Feb 1st, 2006 5:43 PM

The sad thing is, I think he's serious.


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