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hervens48 Sep 24th, 2006 8:18 AM

software consultants! were hiring!!
 
Hello, I am a software consultant at
Some software companies
I have been chared to hire more people to make my task a bit easier. Now what these software companies
Do is that they build software's , or web applications for clients. The problem is that they Constantly need clients, or projects to keep their
Company running, and this is why I am here. Your
Job will be to get these clients, and then send them to me.

Now this is a great home job oportunity for anyone, not to mention you have the option of becoming a millionaire.
You will need to find the clients or projects using the folowing method:
1.Posting on freelance project websites such as
www.guru.com
www.getafreelancer.com
www.getacoder.com

2.Contacting companies, or clients directly via email.
But don’t worry, we will send you a manual teaching you all this.

How much will you get paid?


You will be paid based on how many projects you gather. You will be paid once the software companies begin to work on the projects you brought.
Payment will be 5% of the project budget.
So that means, if the client you got is paying us $10000 to complete the software, you will automatically receive $500. Also, we will accept no projects below $3000. So If your really serious about this, you could be easily getting at least 2 to 3 projects daily. That’s $400 to $500 MINIMUM just for staring at your computer screen and emailing companies!!

We are currently looking for about 10 to 15 individuals. If you are really serious about this, and if you would like to apply, please email me in ankursoftwares@hotmail.com In the email, be sure to include your full name, your contact info, and the amount of hours you are willing to work daily. Having knowledge in a programming language, or having previous experience in marketing is an asset.
Once you email me, you will get a reply that contains an attached word format file witch you could think of as a "manual". The file contains a more in depth overview of what you need to do to get the projects or clients, email examples you could use when contacting companies and offering them software creation projects, and other important information.
Please feel free to post here if you have any questions or doubt.
Thank you

Ooble Sep 24th, 2006 8:34 AM

I refuse to work for anyone who can't handle basic English spelling and grammar.

Next?

King Sep 24th, 2006 11:13 AM

I agree with Ooble. Also, does this kid not realize how long it takes to find potential clients for software projects; it can take months to work up a relationship with the costumer and showing them previous work to the point where they trust you to make software for them.

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Originally Posted by hervens48 (Post 114878)
Now this is a great home job oportunity for anyone, not to mention you have the option of becoming a millionaire.

HAHAHAHAHAH, that's bullshit.

DaWei Sep 24th, 2006 11:36 AM

This post is entirely within the guidelines (I think). My problem is that I can't figure out how to barf, laugh, and shit, all at the same time, without getting some disgusting stuff on me.

Sane Sep 24th, 2006 1:04 PM

Deja-vu.

-.-;;

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Originally Posted by Sane
... But, if you note the author's location, he lives in Montreal.

He was most likely born in to a French speaking family, and therefore only started learning English in elementary school.

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Originally Posted by hervens48
Thank you Sane, my first language is french.

His spelling is still pretty good. He's not making any intentional mispellings like "you > u" or "to > 2". So I don't see what the fuss is all about. It's readable...

Polyphemus_ Sep 24th, 2006 1:33 PM

Agreed with Sane. Maybe it is a little optimistic that you can get millionaire, but there is no reason to flame the shit out of him.

coldDeath Sep 24th, 2006 1:54 PM

His spelling is still pretty good. He's not making any intentional mispellings like "you > u" or "to > 2". So I don't see what the fuss is all about. It's readable...[/quote]

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Originally Posted by hervens48 (Post 101501)
So if any of you ever happen to come by an internet job that u can i can do, please give me a call. PLEASE!!

Maybe I'm being too much of a bastard. :banana:

Sane Sep 24th, 2006 2:04 PM

Yeah, I know he was doing some of that in the earlier thread, but not any longer. I may be wrong, but I don't see any of those mistakes in this thread. He's trying his best, we shouldn't give him a hard time.

hervens48 Sep 24th, 2006 2:11 PM

Isn't anyone interested in my job? Are you guys too rich or what.

Polyphemus_ Sep 24th, 2006 3:04 PM

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Originally Posted by hervens48 (Post 114901)
Isn't anyone interested in my job? Are you guys too rich or what.

I've got a well-paying job already :).


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