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DaWei · Jun 8th, 2006, 7:13 AM

Why don't you just go back and read post #2, which is the plain post that got your panties in a wad because you can't read thoroughly. While your self-esteem is shrunken is a good time to roll it into something not too sharp and shove it up your ass.

splinter9x · Jun 8th, 2006, 6:43 PM

DaWei go fall in a ditch... Um I changed my mind becouse I talked to a good friend and am learning PHP. There is no need for your sensless ramblings.

DaWei · Jun 8th, 2006, 8:51 PM

Because of your inability to understand plain English of the 9th grade variety, I would suggest that you put in your signature, "Answer my questions in the 'See Dick run, see Jane run, see PHP run' form." See my ass? Kiss it. That seems about your speed.

splinter9x · Jun 8th, 2006, 11:34 PM

What is your problem? And what makes you think that I can't read or understand english? When I was in 6th grade I could read at a 12th grade level, just thought you should know that...

bl00dninja · Jun 9th, 2006, 2:00 AM

well, "12th grade level" isn't really that great. i know that's just the max for standardized tests in primary education, but the way you're presenting it makes it seem like you think it's an awesome achievment. what that means is that you got about 100% on a sixth grade test. let's party. when i was in 3rd grade i maxed all those tests out. who cares? it's relatively defined. the farther you get from the point of reference (in my example 3rd graders) that's that much less useful the data is...all they can say at that point is "that kid's smart.".

a 30 year old would probably score the same as a 7 year old who wasn't retarded (my term for slightly above average and below). the tests max.

so...........nobody really cares.

we can still be friends, just don't get worked up about stuff. and dawei will always be an asshole if you rub him the wrong way. everyone comes across harsh on the internet. stick around splinter, forgive and forget.

peace out man.

splinter9x · Jun 9th, 2006, 2:16 AM

DaWei was implying that I couldn't read so I thought that I would let him know that I could, thats all.

Ooble · Jun 9th, 2006, 9:15 AM

I would advise you think about how a search engine works before worrying about coding one. They're not simple beasts.

splinter9x · Jun 9th, 2006, 6:03 PM

Did I say they were? I said I wanted to create one. Do you really think that I don't know to do research and learn the certain processes that I would need to know?

bl00dninja · Jun 10th, 2006, 1:50 AM

Quote:

I want to learn Perl do you guys know were I can find a tutorial on it?

yes

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Do you really think that I don't know to do research and...

yes

mrynit · Jun 10th, 2006, 2:05 AM

the way i "learned" perl was getting a book(www.oreilly.com) then finding a guy who manages servers at Intel to help teach me.

good luck finding some one at Intel to help you.

Jun 8th, 2006, 7:13 AM	#21
DaWei Resident Grouch Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 6,453 Rep Power: 10	Why don't you just go back and read post #2, which is the plain post that got your panties in a wad because you can't read thoroughly. While your self-esteem is shrunken is a good time to roll it into something not too sharp and shove it up your ass. __________________ Abstraction doesn't make it impossible to write bad code; it makes it possible to write superior code. Contributor's Corner: Grumpy on C++ Exceptions DaWei on Pointers

Jun 8th, 2006, 6:43 PM	#22
splinter9x Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 137 Rep Power: 0	DaWei go fall in a ditch... Um I changed my mind becouse I talked to a good friend and am learning PHP. There is no need for your sensless ramblings. __________________ Visit my Blog I support WINDOWS...

Jun 8th, 2006, 8:51 PM	#23
DaWei Resident Grouch Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 6,453 Rep Power: 10	Because of your inability to understand plain English of the 9th grade variety, I would suggest that you put in your signature, "Answer my questions in the 'See Dick run, see Jane run, see PHP run' form." See my ass? Kiss it. That seems about your speed. __________________ Abstraction doesn't make it impossible to write bad code; it makes it possible to write superior code. Contributor's Corner: Grumpy on C++ Exceptions DaWei on Pointers

Jun 8th, 2006, 11:34 PM	#24
splinter9x Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 137 Rep Power: 0	What is your problem? And what makes you think that I can't read or understand english? When I was in 6th grade I could read at a 12th grade level, just thought you should know that... __________________ Visit my Blog I support WINDOWS...

Jun 9th, 2006, 2:00 AM	#25
bl00dninja Programming Guru Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: namespace std Posts: 1,246 Rep Power: 6	well, "12th grade level" isn't really that great. i know that's just the max for standardized tests in primary education, but the way you're presenting it makes it seem like you think it's an awesome achievment. what that means is that you got about 100% on a sixth grade test. let's party. when i was in 3rd grade i maxed all those tests out. who cares? it's relatively defined. the farther you get from the point of reference (in my example 3rd graders) that's that much less useful the data is...all they can say at that point is "that kid's smart.". a 30 year old would probably score the same as a 7 year old who wasn't retarded (my term for slightly above average and below). the tests max. so...........nobody really cares. we can still be friends, just don't get worked up about stuff. and dawei will always be an asshole if you rub him the wrong way. everyone comes across harsh on the internet. stick around splinter, forgive and forget. peace out man. __________________ i put on my robe and wizard hat... Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

Jun 9th, 2006, 2:16 AM	#26
splinter9x Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 137 Rep Power: 0	DaWei was implying that I couldn't read so I thought that I would let him know that I could, thats all. __________________ Visit my Blog I support WINDOWS...

Jun 9th, 2006, 9:15 AM	#27
Ooble I eat cake for breakfast. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my box. Posts: 4,434 Rep Power: 9	I would advise you think about how a search engine works before worrying about coding one. They're not simple beasts. __________________ Me :: You :: Them

Jun 9th, 2006, 6:03 PM	#28
splinter9x Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 137 Rep Power: 0	Did I say they were? I said I wanted to create one. Do you really think that I don't know to do research and learn the certain processes that I would need to know? __________________ Visit my Blog I support WINDOWS...

Jun 10th, 2006, 2:05 AM	#30
mrynit Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: WA, USA Posts: 340 Rep Power: 3	the way i "learned" perl was getting a book(www.oreilly.com) then finding a guy who manages servers at Intel to help teach me. good luck finding some one at Intel to help you. __________________ i dont know much about programming but i try to help

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