If I may inject what I think mongeau is getting at here, is that there is no way that a server-side language can protect your HTML layout, which is what this guy wants. Its not even javascript that he wants to protect.
Anyways, I have this little link that I made bookmarked for sites with right-clicks disabled:
javascript:document.onmousedown=null;document.onclick=null;document.oncontextmenu=null;void(0);
Works like a charm.