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UnKnown X · Dec 10th, 2005, 3:13 PM

If you've ran out of coffee, this is for you!

However, if there are people around that are sleeping or can be disturbed in any other way, you should be careful with this... :p

Now, take this C programme and compile it as beepbeep.exe

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>

int main(void)
{
	time_t seconds;
	int initial, current, sec, i;
    double n=rand()*rand();

	current=(int)(time(&seconds));
	initial=current+1;

	while(1)
	{
		if(current<time(&seconds))
		{
			++current;
			sec=(current-initial);
            if (sec==10)
                while (1)
                    printf("\a");
		}
	}

	return 0;
}

Now, save this as, say, open.bat:

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Then run open.bat

And finally scream in frustration as you try to track down all the beepbeep's in your processes list! Have fun!

Also, I doubt that this works on anything other than Windows.

coldDeath · Dec 10th, 2005, 3:21 PM

lol.

Don't batch scripts have loops? :-)

UnKnown X · Dec 10th, 2005, 3:22 PM

I dunno. I only made this programme for laughs; nothing serious at all. :p

DaWei · Dec 10th, 2005, 3:42 PM

This is really stupendous. I may not sleep until I have encompassed its ramifications throughout my very soul.

zorin · Dec 10th, 2005, 4:08 PM

Yep, your right don't try this when half asleep :o

jayme · Dec 10th, 2005, 4:11 PM

does this use your cpu speaker or your external speakers?

UnKnown X · Dec 10th, 2005, 4:16 PM

The CPU speaker. And you all know what that sounds like (on most machines)...

lostcauz · Dec 11th, 2005, 12:37 AM

Incredibly delightful.

Dameon · Dec 11th, 2005, 1:06 AM

A beepbeep fork bomb is somewhat funnier

Silvanus · Jan 4th, 2006, 10:06 PM

Less "scream in frustration" and more "unplug the computer," unsaved work be damned!

Dec 10th, 2005, 3:13 PM	#1
UnKnown X Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sandvika, Norway Posts: 114 Rep Power: 0	No More Coffee? If you've ran out of coffee, this is for you! However, if there are people around that are sleeping or can be disturbed in any other way, you should be careful with this... :p Now, take this C programme and compile it as beepbeep.exe (Toggle Plain Text) #include <stdio.h> #include <time.h> int main(void) { time_t seconds; int initial, current, sec, i; double n=rand()rand(); current=(int)(time(&seconds)); initial=current+1; while(1) { if(current<time(&seconds)) { ++current; sec=(current-initial); if (sec==10) while (1) printf("\a"); } } return 0; } #include <stdio.h> #include <time.h> int main(void) { time_t seconds; int initial, current, sec, i; double n=rand()rand(); current=(int)(time(&seconds)); initial=current+1; while(1) { if(current<time(&seconds)) { ++current; sec=(current-initial); if (sec==10) while (1) printf("\a"); } } return 0; } Now, save this as, say, open.bat: (Toggle Plain Text) start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe Then run open.bat And finally scream in frustration as you try to track down all the beepbeep's in your processes list! Have fun! Also, I doubt that this works on anything other than Windows.

Dec 10th, 2005, 3:21 PM	#2
coldDeath Expert Programmer Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: UK Posts: 862 Rep Power: 4	lol. Don't batch scripts have loops? :-) __________________ Programming Tutorials - Linux Installation Guide - Learn Python - Learn C++ Got Slack? Join us at #programmingforums @ irc.freenode.net! My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Dec 10th, 2005, 3:42 PM	#4
DaWei Resident Grouch Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 6,453 Rep Power: 10	This is really stupendous. I may not sleep until I have encompassed its ramifications throughout my very soul. __________________ Abstraction doesn't make it impossible to write bad code; it makes it possible to write superior code. Contributor's Corner: Grumpy on C++ Exceptions DaWei on Pointers

Dec 11th, 2005, 12:37 AM	#8
lostcauz Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: 1691 miles East of L.A. Posts: 159 Rep Power: 4	Incredibly delightful. __________________ -- lostcauz Stepped in what?... Behind whose barn?... I didn't even know they had a cow!

Dec 11th, 2005, 1:06 AM	#9
Dameon Troll Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 732 Rep Power: 4	A beepbeep fork bomb is somewhat funnier __________________ MD5(sig) = bcef75433db02e9ad9bf81d6f7c5c270

Dec 10th, 2005, 3:22 PM	#3
UnKnown X Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sandvika, Norway Posts: 114 Rep Power: 0	I dunno. I only made this programme for laughs; nothing serious at all. :p

Dec 10th, 2005, 4:08 PM	#5
zorin Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 218 Rep Power: 4	Yep, your right don't try this when half asleep :o

Dec 10th, 2005, 4:16 PM	#7
UnKnown X Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sandvika, Norway Posts: 114 Rep Power: 0	The CPU speaker. And you all know what that sounds like (on most machines)...

Jan 4th, 2006, 10:06 PM	#10
Silvanus Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hiding from... them... Posts: 110 Rep Power: 4	Less "scream in frustration" and more "unplug the computer," unsaved work be damned! __________________ :wq

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