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UnKnown X · Dec 10th, 2005, 4:13 PM

If you've ran out of coffee, this is for you!

However, if there are people around that are sleeping or can be disturbed in any other way, you should be careful with this... :p

Now, take this C programme and compile it as beepbeep.exe

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>

int main(void)
{
	time_t seconds;
	int initial, current, sec, i;
    double n=rand()*rand();

	current=(int)(time(&seconds));
	initial=current+1;

	while(1)
	{
		if(current<time(&seconds))
		{
			++current;
			sec=(current-initial);
            if (sec==10)
                while (1)
                    printf("\a");
		}
	}

	return 0;
}

Now, save this as, say, open.bat:

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Then run open.bat

And finally scream in frustration as you try to track down all the beepbeep's in your processes list! Have fun!

Also, I doubt that this works on anything other than Windows.

Dec 10th, 2005, 4:13 PM	#1
UnKnown X Hobbyist Programmer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sandvika, Norway Posts: 114 Rep Power: 0	No More Coffee? If you've ran out of coffee, this is for you! However, if there are people around that are sleeping or can be disturbed in any other way, you should be careful with this... :p Now, take this C programme and compile it as beepbeep.exe (Toggle Plain Text) #include <stdio.h> #include <time.h> int main(void) { time_t seconds; int initial, current, sec, i; double n=rand()rand(); current=(int)(time(&seconds)); initial=current+1; while(1) { if(current<time(&seconds)) { ++current; sec=(current-initial); if (sec==10) while (1) printf("\a"); } } return 0; } #include <stdio.h> #include <time.h> int main(void) { time_t seconds; int initial, current, sec, i; double n=rand()rand(); current=(int)(time(&seconds)); initial=current+1; while(1) { if(current<time(&seconds)) { ++current; sec=(current-initial); if (sec==10) while (1) printf("\a"); } } return 0; } Now, save this as, say, open.bat: (Toggle Plain Text) start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe start beepbeep.exe Then run open.bat And finally scream in frustration as you try to track down all the beepbeep's in your processes list! Have fun! Also, I doubt that this works on anything other than Windows.