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Massive-War... I assume that you watch just a little bit too much television.
For me, me calling myself an alcoholic is more of a joke... I'll try to explain.
Whenever anyone offers me alcohol, I quickly think if I am actually doing anything that will be affected by the alcohol. I could drink 3 cans of beer and be barely affected by it, so unless I'm being offered enough to really fuck me up and mess up anything that I have planned I'll say "Fuck yeah."
For some reason my best friend seems to think that I'm an alcoholic because everytime someone offers me alcohol, I say yeah.
So whenever he introduces me to someone, he has to be an idiot and be all like "He's a computer genuis, blah blah blah" Which actually pisses me off because I consider myself to be far from being a computer genius, I'm at the level where I make the average computer user look like a dumbass. So when he says that I'm always like "Yeah, just like I'm an alcoholic, right?"
Nobody cares...
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