100. Do not ask a question in the subject line
200. Do not tell us anything about your level of experience in the subject line
300. Do include precise details about what your code should do
400. Do include precise details about what your code does
500. Post some code, and put it in
code tags
600. Patiently await a response
EDIT: Feel free to suggest anything else. There is plenty of room for expansion. I realized that the "do not" list could get to be really long so perhaps "do" is a better way to go if there are any other suggestions.