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Originally Posted by tempest
- You memorized a 64-character login password, and change it weekly.
- You think girlfriend is the name of your primary computer, friends are secondary computers.
- When someone says, "let's go somewhere" ... you ask for the URL.
- You have an account on AIM, ICQ, Yahoo!, MSN, and Jabber.
- Your car has way too many penguin bumper stickers.
- And finally, you think sex is installing a new Linux distro.
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Rolling on the fucking floor laughing...my god that was hillarious!
OMFG! ROFL
-You kill anyone who says your new computer is "obsoelte"
-You play the game "JFK Reloaded"
-You know every programming language
-You have hacked into Micorsoft and camped there wondering why those lame MS workers couldn't find you.
-You can hack Bill Gates' computer...without any help.
-You know Bill Gates..personally
-You spell "geek" "G33k"
-You use the word "pwnage" in regular conversation.
-You think the word "pwnage" refers to St.Patrick owning someone---Hence st.patrick ownage= pwnage
-You know how to use 3|i43 spelling
-You've got a flat screen monitor....40 inches wide
-You have two monitors that hook up together to dispaly one desktop
-You refer to your online gaming clan as "Diet Ownage"(a friend of mine did this.)
-You have a VooDoo PC
-You have an Alienware PC
-You've cracked a 128-bit encryption code...with HTML(don't think that's possible)