- you could quote lines from LOTR BEFORE the movies came out.
Check.
- you know, without having to look it up, what LOTR means.
Check.
- you have either: more than one computer, or more than one operating system.
Check.
- you can read binary.
'Fraid not.
- you have a light-sabre.
Pfft.
- you know what TCP/IP, SMTP, POP, USB and RAID mean.
I'm afraid so.
- you know any programming language (other than high-school pascal).
Checkedy-check.
- you have more online friends than RL friends.
Almost.
- you agonized over the ideal online nick for more than 12 seconds.
Probably.
- you wish people would call you "Gandalf".
I prefer "Mithrandir" myself. :p
- your formalwear includes a t-shirt printed to look like a tuxedo.
OK... I have style. I'm one of the few geeks who cares how he looks.
- you have a picture of a penguin, anywhere.
Look to the left.
- every day is casual day at work.
Damn school rules... though I do like the way the suit makes me look.
- you can drink more than 4 cups of coffee and still not get a caffeine buzz.
Coffee... bleh. Now mocca... there's a different story.
- you are a regular on an online programming forum

Damnit... ya found me.
