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i have a black belt in kijutsu,
the test was this:
1. get punched in the throat full-force by an 8th degree black belt
2. get punched in the solar plexus full-force by an 8th degree black belt
3. get kicked in the nuts full-force by an 8th degree black belt
i also have a 3rd degree black belt in white-crane shorin-ryu karate, a 3rd degree black belt in kempojutsu, a 1st degree black belt in okinawan toide (which is a form of aikijujutsu), a third degree black belt in kobudo (which is nothing to brag about), a third degree black belt in jujutsu, and a 58th degree black belt in drinking (although i have slacked off...i used to drink a case [24] like it was nothing, now 12 knock me out...i am ashamed). i was big into martial arts for about 12 years or so, now, i like it a lot but don't do it any more. sometimes i am tempted to join a karate or tae kwon doe school for fun, being a white belt is awesome, but i'm just too lazy. haven't done karate in years.
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