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Sane · Mar 24th, 2007, 3:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaWei

Well....is the saw running? :beard:

Oooh snap! :eek:

Indigno · Mar 24th, 2007, 4:09 PM

Not only is it running, but it's electric. And I'm in the shower.

Sane · Mar 24th, 2007, 4:15 PM

I don't think Indigno got it. ROFL. Or maybe I'm wrong. Not quite sure.

bl00dninja · Mar 25th, 2007, 3:59 AM

i wait while i drink 30 natty-lights, then i get out a nine volt battery testing it on my scrotum to be assured it still holds a decent charge. then i take a couple paperclips and hook them on the cathode and anode of the battery and touch the appropriate parts to the circuit board on my processor to register a "zero" or "one" in straight machine language. that's how i roll. ASM is for bitches...WAY too easy. then i slap around a couple ho's and decompile all the s**t from the known player-haters, and convert it into fortran. then i creep to their heezees and bend all the tines on their forks, and seed all their rand()s with the value zero. then i set them up with windows vista and install elder scrolls 4: oblivion on their inferior graphics cards as a bootloader.

physicist · Mar 25th, 2007, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by titaniumdecoy

Okay, that cracked me up.

pun intended?

Dameon · Mar 25th, 2007, 2:22 PM

No, I don't eat quiche. I invented quiche.

mackenga · Mar 29th, 2007, 6:06 PM

Gotta say, I was seriously concerned about DaWei's beard-stroking emoticon before I figured out what it was doing. Looks like some bizarre sexual thing.

BungalowBill · Mar 30th, 2007, 6:12 AM

My pubic area once caught fire, the details of how this happened aren't important, but im such a man that i doused the flames by hitting it with a hammer.

I actually stole that one from Billy Connelly. :banana:

pegasus001 · Mar 30th, 2007, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BungalowBill

My pubic area once caught fire...

Don`t tell me that you were trying to cook sausages. lol

DaWei · Mar 30th, 2007, 10:17 AM

Nah. He had crabs so his girlfriend doused it with lighter fluid, set it on fire, and tried to stab 'em with a fork when they came running out.

Mar 24th, 2007, 4:09 PM	#22
Indigno Professional Programmer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anywhere non-productive Posts: 267 Rep Power: 0	Not only is it running, but it's electric. And I'm in the shower. __________________ Perhaps I should have a sticky topic for all of the times I "return" to this forum instead of a new one every time.

Mar 24th, 2007, 4:15 PM	#23
Sane Programming Guru Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Ontario Posts: 1,890 Rep Power: 5	I don't think Indigno got it. ROFL. Or maybe I'm wrong. Not quite sure. __________________ Waterloo's Canadian Computing Competition (CCC) - Stage 2 Problems, Solutions, and Test Data

Mar 25th, 2007, 3:59 AM	#24
bl00dninja Programming Guru Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: namespace std Posts: 1,246 Rep Power: 5	i wait while i drink 30 natty-lights, then i get out a nine volt battery testing it on my scrotum to be assured it still holds a decent charge. then i take a couple paperclips and hook them on the cathode and anode of the battery and touch the appropriate parts to the circuit board on my processor to register a "zero" or "one" in straight machine language. that's how i roll. ASM is for bitches...WAY too easy. then i slap around a couple ho's and decompile all the s**t from the known player-haters, and convert it into fortran. then i creep to their heezees and bend all the tines on their forks, and seed all their rand()s with the value zero. then i set them up with windows vista and install elder scrolls 4: oblivion on their inferior graphics cards as a bootloader. __________________ i put on my robe and wizard hat... Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

Mar 25th, 2007, 2:22 PM	#26
Dameon Troll Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 732 Rep Power: 4	No, I don't eat quiche. I invented quiche. __________________ MD5(sig) = bcef75433db02e9ad9bf81d6f7c5c270

Mar 29th, 2007, 6:06 PM	#27
mackenga Professional Programmer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 317 Rep Power: 4	Gotta say, I was seriously concerned about DaWei's beard-stroking emoticon before I figured out what it was doing. Looks like some bizarre sexual thing. __________________ "I'm not a genius. Why do I have to suffer?"

Mar 30th, 2007, 6:12 AM	#28
BungalowBill Programmer Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 40 Rep Power: 0	My pubic area once caught fire, the details of how this happened aren't important, but im such a man that i doused the flames by hitting it with a hammer. I actually stole that one from Billy Connelly. :banana:

Mar 30th, 2007, 10:17 AM	#30
DaWei Resident Grouch Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 6,453 Rep Power: 10	Nah. He had crabs so his girlfriend doused it with lighter fluid, set it on fire, and tried to stab 'em with a fork when they came running out. __________________ Abstraction doesn't make it impossible to write bad code; it makes it possible to write superior code. Contributor's Corner: Grumpy on C++ Exceptions DaWei on Pointers

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