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Old Mar 24th, 2007, 3:28 PM   #1
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The quote doesnt have to be famous, and it doesnt have to be even a quote by someone famous.

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“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

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Well, it's better than Pen Islands url....;)

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Old Mar 24th, 2007, 11:12 PM   #2
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I don't know to whom this quote can be attributed, but my father used to use it quite frequently.
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Old Mar 25th, 2007, 3:43 AM   #3
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check my sig, but you'll need to understand the context to find them funny, otherwise they're just stupid. google them in quotes to find the context if you don't just see it.
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Old Mar 25th, 2007, 3:52 AM   #4
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Ne pouvant supprimer l'amour, l'Eglise a voulu au moins le désinfecter, et elle a fait le mariage.

(Unable to suppress love, the Church wanted to at least disinfect it, and it created marriage.)
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 9:14 AM   #5
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Ne pouvant supprimer l'amour, l'Eglise a voulu au moins le désinfecter, et elle a fait le mariage.
C`est tres belle. Qui est l`auteur?

Since we are in the religion part i have heard one, but don`t know if it is true:
"Depending on the way that you interpret Bible you can put the church against Jesus."
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 10:32 AM   #6
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I know everybody knows of this one, but I am increasingly finding myself relating to it.

"I never let my schooling interfere with my education." -- Mark Twain (which I recently read is actually a pen name, thanks to Wikipedia)
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 11:17 AM   #7
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Je crois que c'est Charles Baudelaire qui l'a dit.
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 2:27 PM   #8
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ok one rule... keep it in english please... some of us can't speak other languages
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 3:38 PM   #9
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ok one rule... keep it in english please... some of us can't speak other languages
Rofs. Dude. They're just talking to eachother.

"C`est tres belle. Qui est l`auteur?"
"That's very pretty. Who wrote that?"
"Je crois que c'est Charles Baudelaire qui l'a dit."
"I believe Charles Baudelaire said it."
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