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lechilka26 · Aug 25th, 2006, 7:49 AM

Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put..
4. The garage is all yours..
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

so fuunnyy

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Lord Barlak · Aug 25th, 2006, 8:01 AM

Hahaaha

thondal · Aug 25th, 2006, 8:11 AM

lol... I have one at home, but that is 100 reasons

-thondal-

DaWei · Aug 25th, 2006, 8:54 AM

This is not a joke thread. Are you too stupid to evaluate forum titles? Reported.

big_k105 · Aug 25th, 2006, 10:17 AM

Moved to The lounge

Aug 25th, 2006, 7:49 AM	#1
lechilka26 Newbie Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 0 Rep Power: 0	I am ROFLing here! Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! Why it is good to be a man? 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put.. 4. The garage is all yours.. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. so fuunnyy )

Aug 25th, 2006, 8:11 AM	#3
thondal Programmer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 80 Rep Power: 3	lol... I have one at home, but that is 100 reasons -thondal- __________________ "die" he screamed at the polygon man. When he was done with him, only four points remained, a quad of what he once was.

Aug 25th, 2006, 8:54 AM	#4
DaWei Resident Grouch Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 6,453 Rep Power: 10	This is not a joke thread. Are you too stupid to evaluate forum titles? Reported. __________________ Abstraction doesn't make it impossible to write bad code; it makes it possible to write superior code. Contributor's Corner: Grumpy on C++ Exceptions DaWei on Pointers

Aug 25th, 2006, 10:17 AM	#5
big_k105 PFO Founder Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 1,630 Rep Power: 10	Moved to The lounge __________________ BIG K aka Kyle Programming Forums Kyle K Online Please do not PM or email me programming questions. Post them in the forums instead.

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Aug 25th, 2006, 8:01 AM	#2
Lord Barlak Newbie Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Boston MA Posts: 19 Rep Power: 0	Hahaaha

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I am ROFLing here!