I don't get it.I need a tutor.

if anyone is willing to help me learn feel free to add me to msnmessenger.Now lets call the beggers picky.I like to get help from someone who uses Dev-C++ on windows XP. My msn is
james_c_edmonds@hotmail.com.I can make and run hello world and thats about it.The online tutorials are just beyond me.Feel free to bash me and point me to online tutorials all you like.I've probaly already tried to read the ones you point me to already.I come here what seems like a lot and read only to leave more confused.I know what a search fuction is and I know what Google is.It's not being able to understand the basic concepts of programming i guess.I'm interested in learning to write codes for windows applicatons for starters.(small applications for starters)So In short no reply is needed but if you got the time to help a monkey learn to program(and understand it)feel free to add me to msn.Thanks in advance.