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crazy car stories
what's the dumbest shit that ever happened to your car? just now my windshield wipers crossed each other like a "t" and then ripped each other off and went flying down the road. back in 2000 i was driving and my hood (ooble i think you call it a "boot" or "bonnet" or something) flipped up and smashed in my windshield. that was even gayer.
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the dumbest thing i ever did (when i had my drivers permit) was drive my truck off a loading dock for semi trucks. suprisingly it didn't do any damage.....or atleast none that matters to me :-)
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A blow-out at ~85 mph on the interstate, in the rain nestled between semis to the side and behind me. It ripped the whole side of my car off.
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How the hell do you guys do this?
BTW, BN, I know what a "hood" is. And boot == trunk. |
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yeah i figured you knew i just thought i'd throw in some CRAZY british shit.
:-) yeah, i don't know how we do this shit either. that windshield wiper shit was just classic though, but i fixed it today. i was laughing my ass off all the way back to the house even though i couldn't see shit.
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i was drunk, so yeah that explains it.
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This was probably the craziest thing ive ever had to do in a car, a couple of people we know saw us, it happened about 1 year ago and they still laugh about it
![]() Driving home from a regatta, big storm. Wind screen wipers stopped working. Tie some wire to each wiper. Front passenger and back-right passenger hold wire. In turn pull wire towards himself, then relax. Wind screen wipers wipe. ^.^
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Nothing crazy but being stopped by the police for going straight over a mini rounderbout and he asked me to breathe on him. Which was nice. (to check i hadnt been drinking, i was more worried about the fact he might think i was stoned considering i just had a smoke)
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The craziest thing I ever did was crash my car into an old ladies car. I wrecked my car. All this happened because my "EX" girlfriend decided to put on one of her crappy CD's and I turned wrong to her to tell her not too.
I don't talk to her anymore. Bloody loved that car.
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